Funny Jokes

He was out standing in his field.

One entrepreneur says to another: "I've just been in the Far East prospecting for gold."
"Japan?" asks the second entrepreneur.
"Gosh, no," he replies. "I used much more scientific methods."

A mother finds an S&M magazine under her son’s bed while cleaning his room. Understandably disturbed, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband.

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, “What’s that for?”

“It’s for your headache.”

“I don’t have a headache.”

“Gotcha!”

"I've always found them extremely arousing."
Hugh Grant breaks the actors' code and admits he gets turned on while filming sex scenes.

The dog stares at the screen and growls whenever the villain appears and wags its tail whenever the hero comes on.

A man decides to start a farm. So he walks into town to buy some animals. At the farmers' market he first asks for a rooster.